Music for 7/4/18!!! Jungle Rot, Deafheaven, Immortal

@@@ Jungle Rot: A Burning Cinder (Victory, 2018)  A pre-release full metal dome banger off the Apple Music metal page.  Big double kick thwacktion, super guitar ka-chunk and a post hardcore singer.  It is a full steroided muscular formula.  ‘It’s time to pull the trigger’ is a lyric that jumps out of the mix and the vocal hook revolves around the world being reduced to ‘a burning cinder.’  It switches to a more mosh-y vibe with a shoutalong vocal section as the tune moves through its second half.  An angry nugget for sure.

@@@ Deafheaven: Canary Yellow (Anti-, 2018)  Another pre-release tune off the Apple Music metal page.  I’ve always considered Deafheaven to be the metal band of NPR listeners as it’s thoughtful and not super rough.  This is no exception as the extended intro is a proggy/indie guitar jam.  Oh fuck, this is a twelve minute shot of Deafheaven, I didn’t think I was signing up for that.  About 2:30 it sets itself to rocking with some orc singing and an overall hopeful vibe to the music.  I skipped ahead and it rocks for about six minutes before it gets back to a variation of the formula that started out the song.  And then more rocking, oh I can’t hang.  It’s all right, not really my thing — I get the idea of hard music escaping its darkness but I’m not enjoying it.  Maybe you Hillary Clinton voters might.

@@@ Immortal: Mighty Ravendark (Nuclear Blast, 2018)  We will finish up today’s listening with a 9-minute death metal track that Melania Trump puts on before the mighty Cheese Doodle mounts her and doth soil her punani.  God, the horror of that orange fishing line hair flipping back and forth.  Not that he’s Satan mind you, he’s our fearless leader.  Goddammit Melania put some action on this, can you at least give a bit of a flying fuck here, I spent good money bringing you over from that Eastern European shithole!  These guys get a good guitar grind going on with a rock drum sound and a righteous orc singer.  Gravelly and staticky like the guitars.  It has a plain but epic vibe to it.  I’m sure the Donald can not continue with the feverish pumping of his wife for the full 9 minutes especially after a long day of rage tweeting at the world.  I don’t care, do you?

YTD recordings listened to: 382
Good music, not recommended for purchase: 200
Not good music: 170

Best: 7
Honorable Mentions: 4

Possibles: Retox, Defeater, Jonwayne, Okkyung Lee, Slidhr, The Chewers, Toxic Holocaust, Susie Iberra/Roberto Rodriguez, The Coral, T.O.M.B., Lozen, Erase Errata, Mastery, Hartley C. White, Weed, Cold Water, Janelle Monae, Luther Dickinson, Graeme Barrett, Fast Asleep, Goldlink, Cavanaugh, Satoko Fuji, Moken, Juan Atkins, Lantern, Twin Peaks, Djelimady Tounkara, The Oh Sees, Denny Zeitlin, MILF, Unfun, De La Soul, Carl Sagan’s Skate Shoes, A Tribe Called Quest, Noname, Gouge Away, Klara Lewis, Krullur, The Lowest Form, Hard Proof, Yotoco, Jungle Fire, Sandoz, Oddisee, Forro in the Dark, RAM, Fiver, Succumb Succumb, Gloom, Priests, Propaganda, This is the Kit, Roberto Gonzalez, Integrity, Tuba Skinny, The Expanders, Converge, Open Mike Eagle, Criolo, Billy Strings, Flowers of Sulphur, Tal National, Portal, Hernan Sama & Marcelo von Schultz, Jean Grae and Quelle Chris, Lawaii, Etran De L’Air, Ruby Karinto, Elysia Crampton, Parquet Courts

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Music for 4/3/18!!! Basa Basa, Special Interest, Starchild, Portal

@@@ Basa Basa: Homowo (Vintage Voudou, 2018). I got to a page of Bandcamp’s best records of winter 2018 and this reissue is right at the top of the list.  I would call the first tune an African disco groove, laidback with funky dancefloor flourishes.  In addition to the laidback polyrhythms there’s a plethora of slack guitar sounds and space organs.  Mind you this is not white boy slack, this is African motherland slack.  Chill and funky.  I like the fourth tune, African Soul Power, the best but I could have used more uptempo dancefloor bangers and I prefer the guitar shredding over the slow jams.

@@@ Special Interest: Spiraling (N/A, 2018). Queer punk out of New Orleans that I got to via the very same Bandcamp best of winter 18 records.  I can’t help but think of Sleaford Mods and their insane British punk hip hop when I hear this bass sound and the drum machine drumming.  The singer is whipping quite a negative shitty on the second tune, Disco.  Disco, disco, disco we want disco!  Well, not really but I get it…..I’m always up for some lo fi punk aggro but this could use a Red Bull or some hot sauce.  More nihilistic than pissed off, though she tears it pretty good on the sixth song, Nerve.  Shoulda put this tune upfront, it’s the best of the bunch in my dumbass opinion.

@@@ Starchild and the New Romantic: Language (N/A, 2018).  ’80s inspired funk off the very same Bandcamp best of winter list.  I saw Prince namechecked but my first impression is that the guitar playing is not going to be up there with Prince hall of fame fretwork.  He should have been more than namechecked as this is a love letter to the Purple One.  This second tune, Mood, surely evokes him bigly and the singer is doing some inspired falsetto loverboy work in the third tune Only if U Knew.  I like this record as the songs are heartfelt so it doesn’t feel like it’s just biting to get his listeners.  It is a bit uneven as some of the tunes work better than others.  My favorite Prince music is his very earliest work in the mad early ’80s.

@@@ Portal: ION (Profound Lore, 2018) My last listen on Bandcamp’s best of winter 2018 releases.  The Profound Lore releases I’ve check out have been sludgy and slow and while this one doesn’t appeared to be heading in a straight metal direction it is sludgy for sure. Oooh, I was totally wrong as it shifted markedly from a dark swirly looped opening to a sped up freaked out metal shitshow.  Jumpy thrash drums and super Red Bulled guitars that sound like they’re coming out of a giant AM transistor radio.  Painfully static and needly.  The singer is a giant exhaling thing, slowly releasing gravelly clouds of doomy gas.  It’s not particularly inviting but I don’t think this is supposed to be aimed at the Miley Cyrus crowd.  This some of the best metal I’ve heard in a while, Imma have to circle back on this foul brew.  Check it out as the guitar player and the drummer really get into some chaotic spillage.

YTD recordings listened to: 182
Good music, not recommended for purchase: 97
Not good music: 80

Best: 4
Honorable Mentions: 3

Possibles: Retox, Defeater, Jonwayne, Okkyung Lee, The Ballantynes, Slidhr, The Chewers, Toxic Holocaust, Susie Iberra/Roberto Rodriguez, Lenguas Largas, The Coral, T.O.M.B., Lozen, Erase Errata, Mastery, Leviathan, Hartley C. White, Weed, Cold Water, Janelle Monae, Luther Dickinson, Graeme Barrett, Fast Asleep, Goldlink, Cavanaugh, Gentleman Surfer, Satoko Fuji, Moken, Juan Atkins, Lantern, Twin Peaks, Djelimady Tounkara, The Oh Sees, Denny Zeitlin, MILF, Unfun, De La Soul, Carl Sagan’s Skate Shoes, A Tribe Called Quest, Noname, Gouge Away, Klara Lewis, Krullur, The Lowest Form, Hard Proof, Yotoco, Jungle Fire, Sandoz, Oddisee, Forro in the Dark, RAM, Fiver, Dona Onete, Succumb Succumb, Gloom, Priests, Propaganda, This is the Kit, Roberto Gonzalez, Integrity, Tuba Skinny, The Expanders, Irreversible Entanglements, Converge, Open Mike Eagle, Criolo, Billy Strings, Flowers of Sulphur, Tal National, Portal

Best of 2018 Pick 4

Magrudergrind: II (Relapse, 2016)

It takes me time to digest all the potential best/honorable records but if you want a record that doesn’t stop once it starts this one will work for you.

All the players in the band are above average and they are tighter than a welldigger’s ass in the middle of the winter but it’s the drummer who takes the gold start.  He thrashes, he sprays, he grooves, he drives the bus.

The guitar player and he get into some really interesting places as the sections of these tunes herk and jerk around.  The various pieces of the tunes with changing vibes make the whole record less predictable and tres engaging.

This is not a record NPR listeners — it’s got a lot of anti-social shit in it.  It takes the bilious fuck society of hardcore punk and smashes that into high impact metal and hard rock.

Have a big ol’ cup of coffee or shoot a Red Bull into your eye and throw this on the platter.

Check it out!

Music for 2/7/18!!! MGMT, Grand Analog, Shining

@@@  MGMT: Me and Michael (Columbia, 201). Super mainstream synth pop I got to via a music publicist email.  Soft buttery vocals, gated snare sound, some arpeggiated guitars but a plethora of synths.  This is some pretty cliche pop shit as far as I’m concerned.  A lot of manicured sounds and a song structure but pretty lacking any soul or passion.  Cloudy and pretty synth farts.  I made it 2:49 out of 4:49 and it hurt a little bit.

@@@ Grand Analog: Survival (Grand Analog, 218). A Canadian dub/hip hop project I got to via the CFUV weekly playlist email.  The first tune has sort of a darker chopped feel while the second one is pretty standard old school funky drum machine dance floor banger.  Digital Kool and the Gang but with an MC.  The tune with Posdnuos from De La Soul (clipped below) is really well done, check it out.  Somebody with solid knowledge of sounds did a really good job on these sounds.

@@@ Shining – X- Varg Utan Flock (Season Of Mist) Some black metal off the CFUV weekly playlist email.  Looks like a blast of Scandinavian metal from the looks of the word salad titles which I won’t waste the time here typing.  After a initial intonation they get into a pretty nice throw down.  Big energetic hard rock drummer and dual guitar attack.  The singer is really quite upset but since it’s in some language that doesn’t matter.  Hey that’s just a joke, I love wherever he comes from.  He’s doing good work emotionally and these guys are kicking hard. They have just a bit of boogie woogie that gives way to some acoustic bullshit in the middle of the track.  I hate the epic acoustic guitar breakdowns and intros, it just pusses out the whole thing.  If I want a giant fucking military parade with some boot stomping fucknuts (like El Trump-o!) I don’t want to stop and have a fucking tea party in the middle of it.  And now we’re back to the noise and squall, good goddammit.  These are big sandwiches from 6 to 8 minutes each track and they’re a little math-y as they move from section to section so get your cup of herbal tea and your thinking man’s metalhead hat on.

YTD recordings listened to: 71
Good music, not recommended for purchase: 40
Not good music: 30

Best: 0
Honorable Mentions: 0

Possibles: Retox, Defeater, Jonwayne, Okkyung Lee, The Ballantynes, Slidhr, The Chewers, Toxic Holocaust, Susie Iberra/Roberto Rodriguez, Lenguas Largas, The Coral, T.O.M.B., Lozen, Erase Errata, Mastery, Leviathan, Hartley C. White, Weed, Cold Water, Janelle Monae, Luther Dickinson, Graeme Barrett, Fast Asleep, Goldlink, Cavanaugh, Gentleman Surfer, Satoko Fuji, Moken, Juan Atkins, Lantern, Twin Peaks, Djelimady Tounkara, The Oh Sees, Denny Zeitlin, MILF, Unfun, De La Soul, Carl Sagan’s Skate Shoes, Magrudergrind, A Tribe Called Quest, Noname, Gouge Away, Anna Hogberg, Klara Lewis, Krullur, The Lowest Form, Hard Proof, Yotoco, Jungle Fire, Sandoz, J.I.D., Oddisee, Forro in the Dark, RAM, Fiver, Dona Onete, Succumb Succumb, Gloom, Priests, Propaganda, This is the Kit, Roberto Gonzalez, Integrity, Tuba Skinny, The Expanders, Benjamin Booker, Irreversible Entanglements, Converge, Open Mike Eagle, Criolo

Music for 11/8/17!!! Moonspell, Black Gardenia, Cannibal Corpse, The Boxer Rebellion

@@@ Moonspell: 1755 (Napalm, 2017)  Some dramatic, Portuguese language heavy metal off this week’s CFUV playlist email.  Halfway through this first tune and no distorted guitars in sight.  Heavy on the orchestral strings and the gruff caveman on the mic.  The second tune, the title track looks like it’s set to crush albeit in a very operatic manner.  A huge chorus of female background singers to go with you distorted guitars and the double kick drum.   Not really my thing, but maybe yours?

@@@ Black Gardenia: Lucky Star (Black Gardenia, 2017)  Old timey vocal jazz I got to via the CFUV weekly playlist email.  Instrumentation is two guitars, upright bass, minimal percussion/drums and a female singer.  The energy on this first tune is high but not manic and it comes with a tasteful guitar solo.   There’s a horn player on this second tune and I thought I heard minimal snare brushwork on the first tune but I could be wrong.  These are all well known jazz tunes done in a straightforward intimate manner without too much polish.  I kinda can’t stand the high end jazz sound but luckily this record does not employ it.

@@@  Cannibal Corpse: Red Before Black (Metal Blade, 2017)  Angry beheaded chicken thrash metal from a veteran band.  I got to this record from the Apple Music new release area.  The singer is an angry orc which is not my thing but the drummer and the guitarist bring some serious blood pressure raising to the record.  Let’s peep more.  Same on the second tune, Red Before Black.  This might be a dual guitar attack, it’s a wall of buzz, threedle and distorted guitar syrup.  Blasting with an occasional burst of guitar shred melody.  This is music for people with shitty jobs and only money for cheap beer.  Good shit, check it out.

@@@ The Boxer Rebellion: Love Yourself (Absentee Records, 2017)  Oh, back to society with its conventions, superficial pretty and fake emotions.  This tune would qualify.  If you could ask for help, the first thing I would say is love yourself — that’s the vocal hook here.  I don’t think he means you should sprint home and rub one out as the world is not short on masturbators, public and private.  So he means to love yourself spiritually and emotionally and shit.  Not sure what to say to this as I’m dead inside.  I like the bass player, the drummer is all right but a little douchey in his choice of beats, and the singer is your friend.  No doubt the singer is your friend, he’s telling you to love yourself.  Emotionally and shit, stay off the johnson rod — give that a rest as you’re gonna cramp up.  It’s pretty standard, corporate, self-help rock.  Love yourself, everybody, c’mon!  I have no idea what to expect after those words are spoken.

YTD recordings listened to: 722
Good music, not recommended for purchase: 387
Not good music: 302

Buys: 9
Honorable Mentions: 7

Possibles: Retox, Defeater, Jonwayne, Okkyung Lee, The Ballantynes, Slidhr, The Chewers, Toxic Holocaust, Susie Iberra/Roberto Rodriguez, Lenguas Largas, The Coral, T.O.M.B., Lozen, Erase Errata, Mastery, Leviathan, Hartley C. White, Weed, Cold Water, Janelle Monae, Luther Dickinson, Graeme Barrett, Fast Asleep, Goldlink, Cavanaugh, Gentleman Surfer, Satoko Fuji, Moken, Juan Atkins, Lantern, Twin Peaks, Djelimady Tounkara, The Oh Sees, Denny Zeitlin, MILF, Unfun, De La Soul, Carl Sagan’s Skate Shoes, Magrudergrind, A Tribe Called Quest, Noname, Gouge Away, Anna Hogberg, Klara Lewis, Krullur, The Lowest Form, Hard Proof, James Brandon Lewis, Yotoco, Jungle Fire, Sandoz, J.I.D., Oddisee, Forro in the Dark, RAM, Fiver, Dona Onete, Succumb Succumb, Gloom, Priests, Propaganda, This is the Kit, Roberto Gonzalez, Integrity, American Lips, Sudan Archives, Tuba Skinny, The Expanders, Benjamin Booker, Irreversible Entanglements, Converge

Music for 10/17/17!!! Sam Smith, Lye Marlow, Sven Laux, Satyricon, Migos/Minaj/Cardi. B

@@@  Sam Smith: Burning (Capitol, 2017)  Possibly the finest anthem to gonorrhea ever written.  Just a beautiful piano and vocal, and then the chorus — everybody has the clap! Sam Smith has been burning since you’ve been gone cuz you gave him gonorrhea!  I have peeped all three of Sam Smith’s pre-release tracks and he lets no emotional titty go unmilked.  Jesus, talk about painful discharge.

@@@ Lye Marlow: Headlights (Sick and Brilliant, 2017)  Described as industrial pop by a music publicist it does indeed sport both sweetness in the vocals and plenty of squirch, static, and mechanical sounds.  It is a computer generated arrangement for the most part.  The beats are square in sound with a chainsaw synth bass with plenty of electronic garnish.  Sweet chorus and vocal sauce over the top people.

@@@ Satyricon: Deep Calleth Upon Deep (Napalm, 2017)  A blend of heavy metal styles in this record that I got to via the CFUV playlist email.  The singer is neither orc nor operatic, he sounds like an angry dwarf.  I’m digging the drummer who goes from old school straight metal, to spraying beats and then hitting some thrash section.  The guitar player rocks a similar blend of old school sounds sprinkled with newer weirdness — just a touch.  I’m digging this second tune, Blood Cracks Open the Ground.  Imma guessing there’s plenty of Black Sabbath that has been rocked in that tour van.  There is some extremely well done guitar distortion in the third tune, To Your brethren in the dark — clipped below!  Beautiful rolling waves…check that shit out if you have a minute.

@@@ Sven Laux: Paper Streets (Dronarim, 2017)  I got to this ambient classical record via the Russian label that released it.  It is described as an organic, neo classical journey and it lives up to that billing.  There are a few tracks for folks to stream and the one I’m checking out, a glimpse of memory, is a spare repeating piano figure punctuated by string swells and then some electronic processing that comes from the organic regions of the tracks.  It’s a slow loping tune with repetition and familiarity balanced with waves of processed sound washing over the listener.  I like the darker ambient stuff myself but it’s pretty focused and good for what it’s trying to do.

@@@ Migos, Nicki Minaj & Cardi B: Motor Sport (Quality Control, 2017) A single from three hot mainstream hip hop folks.  Cardi B. and her stripper pole took Taylor Swift out to the woodshed so you gotta give props to that.  When the hip hoppers use percussive hip hop vocal sounds it makes the track sounds kinda throwaway.  Cardi B hits the mic and calls all the other girls’ coochies ‘catfishes’.  Oh Cardi B. you potty mouthed gal yo.  Nikki Minaj celebrates her juicy pussy and her stacks!  Yeah folks, that’s how it goes.  I don’t love the hip hop status money anthems but I guess other folks feel it.

YTD recordings listened to: 694
Good music, not recommended for purchase: 372
Not good music: 288

Buys: 9
Honorable Mentions: 7

Possibles: Retox, Defeater, Jonwayne, Okkyung Lee, The Ballantynes, Slidhr, The Chewers, Toxic Holocaust, Susie Iberra/Roberto Rodriguez, Lenguas Largas, The Coral, T.O.M.B., Lozen, Erase Errata, Mastery, Leviathan, Hartley C. White, Weed, Cold Water, Janelle Monae, Luther Dickinson, Graeme Barrett, Fast Asleep, Goldlink, Cavanaugh, Gentleman Surfer, Satoko Fuji, Moken, Juan Atkins, Lantern, Twin Peaks, Djelimady Tounkara, The Oh Sees, Denny Zeitlin, MILF, Unfun, De La Soul, Carl Sagan’s Skate Shoes, Magrudergrind, A Tribe Called Quest, Noname, Gouge Away, Anna Hogberg, Klara Lewis, Krullur, The Lowest Form, Hard Proof, James Brandon Lewis, Yotoco, Jungle Fire, Sandoz, J.I.D., Oddisee, Forro in the Dark, RAM, Fiver, Dona Onete, Succumb Succumb, Gloom, Priests, Propaganda, This is the Kit, Roberto Gonzalez, Integrity, American Lips, Sudan Archives, Tuba Skinny, The Expanders, Benjamin Booker, Irreversible Entanglements

Music for 10/3/17!!! Antichrist Siege Machine, Archspire, Caligula’s Horse

@@@ Antichrist Siege Machine: Morbid Triump (Self-released?, 2017)  I found this metal outfit on the blog tapewyrmmetal.net.  It opens up with a long intro of clinking chains before it launches into a crusty thrash that is both satisfying and grating.  The ‘singer’ has his grunt on something fierce and I’m more interested in the drummer and the guitar player.  The second tune Goat Throne is some sort of hymn to barnyard toilets. This is some pretty raw, high energy business.  I was having a session on Sunday and one guy was saying that he read about a dude who had been, you know, fornicated by a horse and it had killed him.  I’ve never entered that arena but this sounds a bit like what it might be like to have a horse dick having a riot in yer ass.

@@@ Archspire: Relentless Mutation (Season of Mist, 2017)  I switched up my music blogs and I’m now in the editors picks at heavyblogisheavy.  Nice name.  This is a technical metal with a caveman singer.  Oh my, this is super nerdy metal.  The tones are sculptured and these guys lurch from one super difficult passage to the next.  I don’t know what to compare this music to but the grunting of the singer and the roughness of the playing is in conflict with the super precision and immaculate performance.  It’s like going to see the bearded fat lady shoot fresh fruit pies out her ass — it’s stunning and a technical feat but it’s a bit voyeuristic.

@@@ Caligula’s Horse: In Contact (InsideOutsideMusic, 2017)  Speaking of horses and dicks!  What a wonderful thing the universe is.  As soon as I mention that some random dude impaled himself on horse penis, here I discover a band named after one of the most lecherous men in history and it’s a horse!  Synchronicity.  Now I must say that this is not what I would think a band like Caligula’s Horse would sound like.   This sounds like, hmm, Kim Kardashian’s shiny ceramic masturbating horse.  It’s epic arena metal cross humped with Styx.  An operatic singer, slick production and sort of pretty boy metal tunes.  It’s entertaining in the way I was mentioning before with the bearded fat lady shooting fruit pies out her ass.

YTD recordings listened to: 642
Good music, not recommended for purchase: 344
Not good music: 272

Buys: 8
Honorable Mentions: 6

Possibles: Chris McGregor, Retox, Defeater, Jonwayne, Okkyung Lee, The Ballantynes, Slidhr, The Chewers, Toxic Holocaust, Susie Iberra/Roberto Rodriguez, Lenguas Largas, The Coral, T.O.M.B., Lozen, Erase Errata, Mastery, Leviathan, Hartley C. White, Weed, Cold Water, Janelle Monae, Luther Dickinson, Graeme Barrett, Fast Asleep, Goldlink, Cavanaugh, Gentleman Surfer, Satoko Fuji, Moken, Juan Atkins, Lantern, Twin Peaks, Djelimady Tounkara, The Oh Sees, Denny Zeitlin, MILF, Unfun, De La Soul, Carl Sagan’s Skate Shoes, Magrudergrind, A Tribe Called Quest, Noname, Gouge Away, Anna Hogberg, Klara Lewis, Krullur, The Lowest Form, Hard Proof, James Brandon Lewis, Yotoco, Jungle Fire, Sandoz, J.I.D., Oddisee, Forro in the Dark, RAM, Fiver, Dona Onete, Succumb Succumb, Gloom, Priests, Propaganda, This is the Kit, Roberto Gonzalez, Integrity, American Lips, Sudan Archives, Tuba Skinny, The Expanders, Benjamin Booker