Music for 9/23/17!!! Billie Eilish, Why Don’t We

@@@ Billie Eilish: ocean eyes (Interscope, 2017)  A single off a ‘teen sensation bedroom production’ off the Apple Music hot tracks section.  Think of this track as ’70s soft rock over a thick, modern bass.  There is a truckload of vocals on this track, it’s a curtain of female longing.  You make me wanna cry when you give me those ocean eyes.  It’s a decent hook but she wears out.  If you take the vocals out it’s a pretty thin mint.

@@@ Why Don’t We: Invitation (Signature Entertainment, 2017)  A pre-release from a white boy teen group off the Apple Music hot tracks section.  I love the boy bands, they inevitably swirl down the toilet in a torrent of drugs, homosexuality, and puberty.  I want to go out of my way to say that I have nothing against homosexuals.  It’s a little surprising that one of the vocal hooks is about picking her up at 8pm cuz they don’t look old enough to drive!  Maybe Momz will drive and he’ll be in the back singing to her.  Check out the hairdo on heartthrob Lower Right.  That’s some dope curly bird’s nest action.  The tune is pretty standard white boy funk — Justin Timberlake-y in spots.  I think the dude in the middle is the homosexual — we’ll see in about 10 years!  I kid, I kid, Heartthrob Upper Left is the Gay One.

YTD recordings listened to: 616
Good music, not recommended for purchase: 331
Not good music: 262

Buys: 8
Honorable Mentions: 6

Possibles: Chris McGregor, Retox, Defeater, Jonwayne, Okkyung Lee, The Ballantynes, Slidhr, The Chewers, Toxic Holocaust, Susie Iberra/Roberto Rodriguez, Lenguas Largas, The Coral, T.O.M.B., Lozen, Erase Errata, Mastery, Leviathan, Hartley C. White, Weed, Cold Water, Janelle Monae, Luther Dickinson, Graeme Barrett, Fast Asleep, Goldlink, Cavanaugh, Gentleman Surfer, Satoko Fuji, Moken, Juan Atkins, Lantern, Twin Peaks, Djelimady Tounkara, The Oh Sees, Denny Zeitlin, MILF, Unfun, De La Soul, Carl Sagan’s Skate Shoes, Magrudergrind, A Tribe Called Quest, Noname, Gouge Away, Anna Hogberg, Klara Lewis, Krullur, The Lowest Form, Hard Proof, James Brandon Lewis, Yotoco, Jungle Fire, Sandoz, J.I.D., Oddisee, Forro in the Dark, RAM, Fiver, Dona Onete, Succumb Succumb, Gloom, Priests, Propaganda, This is the Kit, Roberto Gonzalez, Integrity, American Lips, Sudan Archives, Tuba Skinny

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