12/23/15: Miley Cyrus!

@@@ Miley Cyrus: Miley Cyrus and her Dead Petz (Not sure, 2015).  Oh how the mighty have fallen.  In the spring of this year I was writing about Cyrus and her video for Wrecking Ball had a staggering 75 million views on the Google Pimp Tube.  This is the single for Miley’s latest biscuit and it stands at a mere 17 million YouTube views.  17 million people will tune in to watch Taylor Swift take a pee.

I must admit that I like this tune more than Wrecking Ball.  She’s smearing food and syrup on her face and she’s really trying to make weed popular, but she’s closer to singing than anything she did on Bangerz, which was a sad biscuit.

She goes from a blazed slow chant in the beginning of the tune to a manic club flow so she actually pulled off a change in one of her tunes.  She wraps up the tune below with the lyric ‘I want to put the dick in my pussy’ so she continues to milk the x rated antics for all they’re worth.  Let’s check out another tune.

This tune Lighter looks like’s it gonna be a ballad.  This is a slow jam where she might actually keep her tits covered.  It’s a pretty cheesy beat, but she’s singing — I can’t believe it but she’s out singing Taylor Swift who’s more than a bit of an Ice Queen on the microphone.

As the masthead of this blog announces we don’t ride the wiener here.  We just discuss the music.  And how typically American that as Miley Cyrus gets over the hump and is able to sing and put songs together America is about to wipe their ass with her.  Witness the sub line headline below from today’s Daily Beast here.

Oh look, Miley posed nude in another ‘racy’ photo. And there she is in a ‘crazy’ outfit. Did you know that she loves weed? Yes, 2015 is the year Miley’s antics got tired.

I guess that’s the price you pay when you engage in spectacle.  People feel it for a while, they get bored and they throw you away.  Celebrities use people and people use celebrities, god bless America.

But she’s making much better music.  I like that tune Lighter more than I dig Adele’s cheesy biscuit Hello.

YTD recordings listened to: 999
Good music, not recommended for purchase: 569
Not good music: 344

Honorable Mentions: 27
Buys: 20

Possibles: Chris McGregor, Alvin Youngblood Hart, Dave Arner Trio, MAKU Soundsystem, Zomby, Retox, About Group, Jessie Mae Hemphill, Bone Dance, Defeater, Jonwayne, Okkyung Lee, The Ballantynes, Debruit, Slidhr, The Whammies, The Chewers, Alexander Hawkins, Toxic Holocaust, Equal Stones, Comeback Kid, Susie Iberra/Roberto Rodriguez, Lenguas Largas, The Coral, T.O.M.B., Fofoulah, Lozen, Erase Errata, Mohamed Abozekry, Dawn Richard, Leo Welch, Mastery, Leviathan, Xibalba, Hartley C. White, Weed, Cold Water, Akitsa,  Janelle Monae, Luther Dickinson, Destruction Unit, Graeme Barrett, Fast Asleep, Goldlink, Noisem, Cavanaugh, Gentleman Surfer, Satoko Fuji, Mystic Braves

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