How Justin Bieber wins twice with Penis Gate

From here:

“My first thing was like… how can they do this? Like, I feel super violated,” he said. “Like, I feel like I can’t step outside and feel like I can go outside naked. Like, you should feel comfortable in your own space… especially that far away.”

First off, let’s not equate going outside with your dick out to be the same as being Jewish in Nazi Germany.  It is not the greatest oppression ever endured.

More importantly, Bieber gets double PR points for having his junk out.  First off, he gets all the attention with the dick pictures.

Second, he gets to act violated and that generates double bonus sympathy points.  Love Justin more after you looked at his junk on the intertoobz.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the whole thing was manufactured by the Bieber PR team.  For real.  There is nothing the music business loves more than free publicity and the quickest path to getting that free publicity is to be a young performer that takes his/her clothes off.

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